i just said “i love you” to vicky and she JUMPED because apparently she’s made of rice paper
i haven’t had rice paper in years
Vicky: what do you do when the b-term of an integral is lower than the a-term of an integral in terms of limits?
Joseph: there are no limits
Vicky sighs
Joseph: i am unstoppable
Vicky: at least you didn't say "the limit does not exist"
Joseph: there has never been a limit. i'm unstoppable.
Vicky has just informed me that I am “not allowed to die” so I guess I’ll see you all in the year 3000
Just kidding, you’ll all be dead (and underwater)
sometimes if i think vicky is just nodding along to my conversation, i say the word “yaoi” and sometimes i get a “yes” followed by a succession of “no. no, no, no. no. mmmm no.”
Joseph: should I change my facebook religion to "opium"?
Vicky: no
vicky’s having severe period pains and it’s very funny because in normal conversation she’s just gasping randomly #prayforvicky
Vicky: do you ever think about bible pairings, like, ship them?
Joseph: no. no i don't.
Vicky: that's a lie, you just talked about Jesus and Peter as a couple.
Joseph: you said Jesus and Judas were more likely and I said I didn't support that because I don't like the idea of revenge sex. I'm glad we're having this open discussion on a public website
Vicky: do you ever think about bible pairings, like, ship them?
Joseph: no. no i don't.
Joseph: can we have sex while playing Space Jam plays
Vicky: no
vicky is suggesting we should allow the UN to run Israel as a globally shared communist utopia and I’m having to slowly explain why that will never ever happen
Vicky: Do you ever think about how much syphillis Casanova brought to Venice?
Joseph: No not really?
Vicky: i want to love myself as much as justin loves himself
Joseph: what if justin is his own arch-enemy
Vicky: maybe green haired justin is justin's evil twin
‘Partner’ is a really cool term for the person you love because it makes it sound like you work together to make life a bit nicer for each other and that’s probably the best part of being in a relationship
that sounds nice
who r u in a relationship with??
