You Only Get Chicken Pox Once
Just mispronounced ‘coke’ as ‘cock’
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
- Harry: I'll make sure it's safe in my mouth
I was in a Macy’s dressing room the day that Vondell made everyone fall in love.
Will you remember where you were?
i was eating pb&j in my kitchen
i was BOOKING FLIGHTS TO VIDCON
I was talking to Joseph while he was booking his flight to VIDCON
I was informing Joseph I was going to touch his face at vidcon because I BOOKED MY FLIGHT TO VIDCON
- [31/03/2012 21: 28:54] Joseph L. Reid: I
- [31/03/2012 21: 28:55] Joseph L. Reid: AM
- [31/03/2012 21: 28:56] Joseph L. Reid: GOING
- [31/03/2012 21: 28:56] Joseph L. Reid: TO
- [31/03/2012 21: 28:57] Joseph L. Reid: TOUCH
- [31/03/2012 21: 28:59] Joseph L. Reid: YOUR FACE
Scientists Announce That They Have One Miley Cyrus Song On Their iPod But It’s A Guilty Pleasure Song, They Don’t Even Have The Full Album Or Anything