February 2012
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youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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“Don’t use horizontal lines on the website, they don’t represent our brand and...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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The intense wave of paranoia that overcomes me every time someone uses a piece of technology I own is becoming rather concerning…
If you judge the quality of an artist/band by popularity, you’re probably an idiot and I probably dislike you.
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Also, on the new icons:
I don’t really care. I personally think they’re alright and of course they’re not ‘necessary’ but eh it’s up to Karp if he wants to change something.
maaaatthew:
i can’t believe america is having a serious debate over contraception oh my god it’s not 1867 guys
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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So, every couple of days I’ll make sure to buy some sweets/chocolate but leave them in my jacket because I know I’ll forget about them. Then when I get home that night or the following day I’ll check my jacket and I’ll find whatever I bought and it’s really silly but it makes me kinda happy.
Yesterday chocolate easter eggs were on offer so I shoved one in my P.E. bag...
maaaatthew:
it really legitimately scares me that rick santorum is a serious candidate for president
i mean like a sizeable number of people think that he is a sensible man who can be trusted to run the united states
Me except with every single Republican candidate
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Pizza for dinner but it’s burnt black
sigh x 10
I’m gonna go shower and go school but I want you all to know I love you.
I have a really horribly rough throat, runny nose and a bad headache but I’d still kiss you all so you can be infected too.
<3
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I don’t think I can explain to you all how badly I want you all to come and stay with me in Paris for a week or two.
That’d be amazing.
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I’m beginning to think I may not go to VidCon which is terrible because I really want to go, but the money is a big factor right now. It’s very close in terms of affordability. Also my grandparents, while okay with letting me go are kind of convinced I’ll end up not going. I probably can go but, see, I could use the same amount of money and spend two weeks in Amsterdam or Berlin...
I feel really sad again… I just want to curl up and cry and listen to Sufjan on repeat ugh
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Ugh I just want to sleep and lay around and watch movies all day every day ugh so tired all the time send help
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I’m having Cheerios for the first time in a year or so. I’ve missed these.
madonnugh:
remember when rihanna was mad at satan
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