claypup:

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

this looks like a freakin neopets item 

slice of shadow pizza

(Source: jeffkooons, via katherinebloginson)

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

(via happiestbackslider)

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cruddiness:

wontonpoop:

fuck i jsut keep watching this over and over

holy fucking shit

(via cowbucket)

"Why is he making those noises I want to burn things."

an Alien talking about Pitbull (via peteratthedisco)

me

(Source: weenie-hut-general)

Disclaimer: I don’t hate Vicky she’s just generally a bad person who doesn’t like puppies or Scotland

Anonymous asked:
did you just try to send yourself an anonymous message?

no

it was part of the joke

(i’m kidding again, i hate vicky)

naarbeckie replied to your post: are you going out with vicky

I volunteer to be wife-maid

If you re-enact the girl from The Hunger Games and let me announce to a crowd I need a maid and then you shout “I VOLUNTEER!”

I will consider it

thedukeoflions asked:
are you going out with vicky

unfortunately

do you ship me with anyone?

…not that i’m interested

(please)

naarbeckie:

If we don’t go to the beach at some point during vidcon I am going to throw a big temper tantrum waterbender style

and you don’t want that

so I vote we go to the beach

EACH, LET’S GO GET AWAY

THEY SAY WHAT THEY GONNA SAY

HAVE A DRINK, CLINK, FOUND THE BUD LIGHT

BAD BITCHES LIKE ME IS HARD TO COME BY

sweetbrevity:

i feel you

SUPER CONTROVERSIAL!!!! DO NO READ TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!!!

maaaatthew:

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that’s a bit contradictory, matthew

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

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