jeffkooons
did you try scraping the burnt parts off
this looks like a freakin neopets item
slice of shadow pizza
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groovymuttations
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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fuck i jsut keep watching this over and over
holy fucking shit
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peteratthedisco
"Why is he making those noises I want to burn things."
Disclaimer: I don’t hate Vicky she’s just generally a bad person who doesn’t like puppies or Scotland
did you just try to send yourself an anonymous message?
no
it was part of the joke
(i’m kidding again, i hate vicky)
naarbeckie replied to your post: are you going out with vicky
I volunteer to be wife-maid
If you re-enact the girl from The Hunger Games and let me announce to a crowd I need a maid and then you shout “I VOLUNTEER!”
I will consider it
are you going out with vicky
unfortunately
do you ship me with anyone?
…not that i’m interested
(please)
If we don’t go to the beach at some point during vidcon I am going to throw a big temper tantrum waterbender style
and you don’t want that
so I vote we go to the beach
EACH, LET’S GO GET AWAY
THEY SAY WHAT THEY GONNA SAY
HAVE A DRINK, CLINK, FOUND THE BUD LIGHT
BAD BITCHES LIKE ME IS HARD TO COME BY
i feel you
maaaatthew
SUPER CONTROVERSIAL!!!! DO NO READ TOO HOT TO HANDLE!!!!
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that’s a bit contradictory, matthew
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
